Until you have to produce one.
Religion, tipping and flirting; this thread almost has it all.
If we could just find a way to work the issue of children in here, I believe we could delete the rest of the Pit. 
Somebody whose attitude is “who knows?” is by definition a nonbeliever. Belief- whether in the existence or nonexistence of a deity or deities- is the opposite attitude.
An atheist and an agnostic can be the same thing, for moderate (“weak”) values of atheist.
Pfffft. You wish. There would still need to be SUVs, declawing/spaying/neutering cats, and circumcision.
You forgot fat people. Weightist!
I was in Spartanburg, SC - were you?
Butthurt fatty alert! 
Living up to your user name, I see.
Oh, witty. Haven’t heard that one before.
Why don’t you address the content of my post if you think it’s inaccurate?
Wait. Are you trying to tell us that you’re a DILF?
Well, I’m just going to have to ask for a picture.
It’s really not that big of a deal. I don’t see why people keep bringing it up.
Bricker’s life is starting to sound an awful lot like the plot of the film Kingpin. Do you bowl, Bricker? Are you Amish?
They both have to be “weak.” Agnosticism means you not only believe you don’t know, but that it is impossible for you to know. Atheism means you actually believe in no God.
Both of these positions, when “weakened” can imply merely being unsure about whether God exists. I just wish such a concept had it’s own word, rather than co-opting two others that shouldn’t mean the same thing.
Heck, it’s pretty common. My grandmother, her mother, her mother…
pretty funny.
My thought was more combative I guess.
“Draw another person in it laughing. That’s me!” You’d have to be willing to kiss your tip goodbye but it might be worth it.
Steering back to the topic of the OP, I have to admit that I once had a dentist who worked to convert me to Mormonism (this was in Salt Lake City). On another session, he gave that up, and tried to sell me a series of tapes for some boondoggle.
I put up with it because he really was a very good dentist. I just ignored the babble.
what I want to know is - what did God look like in this picture? how could you tell that it was God? what color crayon does one use to represent the Deity?
Periwinkle blue.
I have not so heartily agreed with an OP in years. I even say this as someone who has Chatty Cathy tendencies at times, but I recognize when my chattiness would be unfairly trapping someone in a conversation. I don’t preach to the grocer about whatever it is that’s got me hot under the collar at the moment. I let him do his job, then I go home.
Now then, two things:
Worthless indeed.
I once had a taxi driver ask me how I felt about Iranians.
Cabbie: What do you think about Iranians?
Me: I, uhh, I don’t.
Cabbie: How do you feel about them? Do you like them?
Me: I feel the same way about them as I do everyone else. I like some.
Cabbie: Wrong. They’re all bad!
What the…?
Did he prounce it EYE-rain-ee-uns or I-raaan-ee-uns?