LOL I can’t resist (got this email today)
they are SO true!!! LOL I’m tired, it was a long night at work, so forgive!
New Codes:
12-1 : Ask the complainant, our crystal ball has been repossessed.
12-2 : The Sergeant is in the sandbox. When he returns I’ll ask him. :laugh:
12-3 : Because the Chief said so, that’s why.
12-4 : I hear you, I’m just ignoring you. :rolleyes:
12-5 : You’re beautiful when you are angry.
12-6 : Your mother dispatches ambulance chasing attorneys.
12-7 : You’re still on probation aren’t you?
12-8 : This call should keep lover boy busy for a while.
12-9 : Say again…this time without the marbles in your mouth.
12-10 : Hey dummy, how did you ever got on the department payroll?
12-11 : Is there a Swahili-speaking officer on duty? :eek:
12-12 : I’m 10-08, but don’t give me any calls. I am 10-42 in an hour.
12-13 : I didn’t ask your “20”, I gave you a call.
12-14 : Sorry, I left my Ouija board at home today.
12-15 : How much longer on my STEP time?
12-16 : Is that your mic clicking or do you have a loose upper plate? :explode:
12-17 : Slow down, I can’t type that fast!
12-18 : Let’s go home and start over tomorrow, OK?
12-19 : Sorry 'bout that!
12-20 : Would you believe…?
12-21 : Good grief! Do you get paid by the word while giving dispositions? :chatter:
12-22 : I’ll be 10-08 in 15 minutes…actually I’ll be 10-06 “government
business.”
12-23 : 10-19 the PD…we’re setting up a poker game for tonight.
12-24 : I REFUSE TO CRACK! Go ahead with your 10-29’s but there’d better be at least one stolen one in the bunch! :spindizzy:
12-25 : This call has been holding a LONG time; give the complainant the
“multiple emergencies” routine.
12-26 : WHAT DO YOU MEAN 10-08, 10-08 FROM WHAT, WHERE? :eek:
12-27 : Write that report later, I’ve got a stack of calls holding that you
would not believe!
12-28 : Same to you!
12-29 : I’ll respond as soon as I finish running the rest of the cars in the
parking lot.
12-30 : Nothing personal, I’ve got nobody else to send.
12-31 : OK, so I goofed…sue me
12-32 : WHOSE common spelling? :eek:
12-33c : Coffee break
12-33p : Potty break
12-33z : Wake me when the shift is over.
