He’s in charge of circumcisions when he’s not cutting rope with those scissors.
No, as I’ve recently mentioned in other threads, the Bible specifically says dogs are barred from heaven: Revelation 22:15.
Kinda creeps me out how people who accept Jesus go immediately to heaven without passing Go. I mean, that kid hearts Jesus and before you can say amen the little guy’s dead and going to heaven with SupermanAngelPal. Did Jesus kill the kid??
Chick is preaching blasphemy here. Everyone knows that original sin isn’t a noose around your neck; it’s dirty leaves in a glass of milk. That’s how they explained it to me in Sunday School, anyway. No wonder Protestants are hellbound, with nothing but rope metaphors and Chick tracts to guide them. Their kids are probably running with scissors all the time, maiming themselves horribly while playing Scissor-Angel.
Why should those people even have to pray to Jesus before they can be saved from Satan anyway? If that were me, I’d just slip that noose over my own head and then book. I ain’t waiting around for some madly grinning Scissor-Angel. Chick’s Satan looks pretty doughy; with those stumpy legs of his, I have no doubt I could outrun him easy. He probably has smoker’s lungs too.