[QUOTEWho gives a rat’s ass about an arm compared to the most erogenous part of one’s penis? [/QUOTE]
Things like this make me wonder if you’re just having us on… but anyway… I’m a woman, and I never even HAD a foreskin to begin with. My life is satisfactory. A foreskin isn’t neccessary for a happy life. Accept it and move on.
Uhh… How about somebody who has lost their arm, for starters?
I would rather have no foreskin than be missing an arm. I mean really now, that’s just not using your noodle Jack.
We really don’t expect much from you any more, but this?
Doctors dont snip babies arms off when they are born saying: “He will be easier to keep clean this way” do they?
Hello Jack, I wont be making fun of you. I havent read all your stuff, but I agree with your position that routine cricumcision of baby boys is brutal and barbaric.
I have been with men who were, and men who werent. Generally they didnt have issues with the whole thing, but one of them did. They botched the job, and he has an ugly blob of skin that dangles - gross.
I am sure there are men who feel violated by the whole thing, and they have my sympathies. I certainly wouldnt mock them.
“Jack Dean Tyler - Homer’s not the only one allowed to post under the influence of strong chemicals!”
–Tim
“Jack Dean Tyler–It’s 11:00 pm, do you know where your foreskin is?”
I LOVE that!
Especially fitting given your SN . . . damn, boy!
Yeah, I realized that as well…
OpalCat,
> I’m a woman, and I never even HAD a foreskin to begin with. <
Your clitoral hood is your foreskin.
> My life is satisfactory. A foreskin isn’t necessary for a happy life. Accept it and move on. <
Would you have said that when they were amputating clitoral hoods?kellibelli,
> I have been with men who were, and men who weren’t. Generally they didn’t have issues with the whole thing, but one of them did. They botched the job, and he has an ugly blob of skin that dangles - gross. <
A skin tag. Very common among circumcised men.
> I am sure there are men who feel violated by the whole thing, and they have my sympathies. I certainly wouldn’t mock them. <
Thank you.Kelli, please don’t agree with this schmuck until you’ve read some of his posts. Here’s a short survey of his positions based on his threads:
Part 1: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031
Part 2: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031
If you don’t use your real name on a message board, nothing you say is credible.
The proper way to have sex is for a man to rub the dorsal side of his penis on the woman’s clitoris. (No penetration.)
Women don’t know what they want in bed. Don’t listen to them if they tell you what to do during sex.
A woman who is being properly satisfied sexually won’t move or make noise during sex, or talk or think much about sex ever.
If you have your son circumcised he will be considered a freak and hate you for it.
All circumcised men are bad in bed. If a woman says they aren’t, she is lying.
There is a de facto Jewish conspiracy to make sure circumcision never stops.
Jack has the ability to instantly know everything about a given situation, even more than the person experiencing it.
Doctors who perform circumcisions pedophiles.
Corrections:
Part 2 is actually http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45330
And the last sentence should be "Doctors who perform circumcisions are pedophiles.
–John
well I can type with it…
i just did.
::ducking::
My contribution:
A pair of boxers: 20 dollars
New shoelaces: 1 dollar 99 cents
Seeing some idiot named Jack Dean Tyler run around the SDMB and proclaim that circumcision is a disgrace to humanity: Priceless
I tried that once, but I couldn’t figure out how to hit less than 15 keys at the same time. 
wolfman, you are obviously cut, or your wonderful and dexterous foreskin would have typed for you.
Naw, it doesn’t like to type all, but its cursive on the other hand is great, you should see its John(son) Hancock
David B,
> You were warned once that if you wanted to argue about moderator enforcement, you were to take it to the Pit or e-mail. Apparently, you are eager to follow your pal into SDMB oblivion. <
You never warned me about anything of the sort. Why are you inventing nonsense in order to ban those that oppose circumcision?JDT, if you actually want David B to see your post, start a separate thread.
That’s a keeper right there.
It’s not because he’s broken the rules. It’s not because he’s insulted multiple dopers and is a twit. Nope… it’s
because DAVID B IS PART OF THE CIRCUMCISION CONSPIRACY!
I knew it.
JDT: “Oohhh for MEE!?!!! And it is still in the original wrapper!!”
I’ve been thinking. Although, as a lesbian, I have no desire to come into contact with a real penis, I’m thinking that in the name of JDT I should spearhead a movement to convince dildo makers to only make uncut copies. It’ll be huge, I know it… especially among the younger generations who are not aware of the mutilations and how much better an intact man is.
I’m calling it Please, Uncut Silicon Sensations for Youth.
Crude, yes. I don’t care.
Daniel: You crack me up.