New Evolutions

In My Humble Opinion
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I got the idea for this thread from the one in GQ asking if humanevolution is over. It seems that it isn’t.

I’ve heard that humans are losing their baby toe. I guess I wouldn’t mind, since I tend to not notice it.

But, I’d much rather have a tentacle, say, coming out of my chest. That would be neat. I could open things with it and hold more things, maybe read a book while riding a bike.

So, what do you want?

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I’d like a general public that has a better idea of how evolution works…

Grumbling and old-farting my way over into the corner to talk about the good old days.

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I’ve lost many things, but never a toe- even the teenie tiny pinkie toe!

I’m with you on this- I have no clear ideas what I would use it for, but damn! it would sure be handy!