new here. and thanks

new here, came across this sight the otherday, me and my mates were stoned, and as all good stoners do, we decided to argue about ‘when a boat becomes a ship’, we’d been arguing the toss for about 30 mins when one of my mates decided to chek the net and there you were. so nice one for the help.
take care all

Welcome, renzuken_x_2!

OK so what’s the answer, when does a boat become a ship? Are you going to make me actually look that up?

Unca Cecil speaks!

Well the exact age varies between boats, but generally they start to grow facial hair, and their voices break…

Any Navy man will tell you that a ship can carry a boat, and a boat can be carried by a ship. My dad was a Navy man, so I knew that one.

On preview, that’s the brief version of Cecil’s answer.