Just like with his birth certificate, huh?
Occam’s Razor and about 47 giant neon signs reading “Obama Must Go!” that were personally installed by the Chief Oompa-Loompa with his own two orangey-gold hands.
I think there should be an investigation into how Mr. Obama was able to come here from the future in the form of a robotic human impersonator sent here by the Chinese government of 2065 in order to infiltrate the country and cause Socialistic collapse.
I mean, Obama hasn’t been very forthcoming with witnesses or documents to prove this is not the case.
I’d like to see something about the BP oil spill that’s similar to the 9/11 commission report. You know, a panel of experts with congressional authority to demand answers to tough questions and access to otherwise protected information whose mission is to detail exactly what happened, what measures were taken, and what needs to happen to prevent it in the future.
There doesn’t have to be skullduggery afoot for an investigation to be warranted. Now, what that has to do with the House Judiciary Committee’s plans, I don’t know. But do you guys think we can wait 'til January to find out?
That makes sense, though I don’t think it would be in the Judiciary Committee’s area of responsibility. In addition, it would be more likely to find problems with BP and its contractors than with anyone in the federal government, so it wouldn’t serve the GOP’s aim of getting at Obama.
Gentlepersons, please! Clearly, the very first investigation must focus on the allocation of this GDP on Obama’s passage to India!
Out of curiousity, did Lamar Smith raise this issue while he was running for office? Did he promise to open investigations like this as part of his platform? Or was this something he first announced after his re-election?
I heard he was going to spend 400 Billion per DAY, and was inviting the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad to give him a hot oil rubdown in a PALACE.
I look forward to an investigation because I think then finally the facts will come out regarding Obama’s being an accomplice to Glenn Beck’s rape and murder of a woman in 1990.
An investigation is obviously needed because Obama has never denied raping and murdering her, nor has he released the relevant documents proving the accusations are not true.
Wait a second! That Satanist that Christine O’Dumbass dated? She never actually said it wasn’t Obama, did she?
You know what the say: once you go black, you never need to masturbate again, if you know what I mean.
But this might cast the free market, and even worse Halliburton, in a bad light. So, yeah, the Republicans probably aren’t going there, and if they are, they’re not going to overly scrutinize Obama handing control over to BP and other private corporations.
Ha. The democrats took the apparent high road by not investigating actual crimes which lead to a fucking WAR which has killed hundreds of thousands of people, but the republicans can’t wait to start creating witchhunts out of whole cloth.
You fucking idiots that keep chirping OH BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME AND THEY BOTH DO THE SAME BAD STUFF AND BLAH BLAH need to fucking actually try to cram your head up your ass until it breaks your neck.
There were also the firings from the Justice Department. I almost expect the Republicans to investigate that. Think they could prosecute Obama and Holder for not prosecuting Bush and Alberto Gonzales?
That would be it, that would be neutron density hypocrisy, weapons-grade, approaching the theoretical limit of hypocrisy, the Gingrich Radius, within which no wavelength of actual truth can exist.
Again, I’m sad to say, that’s won’t hurt the Republicans.
“House Opens Investigation Into Obama Terrorist Ties” - Page 1
“Senate Reviewing Obama Terrorist Ties” - Page 4
“Expert Witness Provides No Evidence Obama Ties to Terrorism” - Page 7 of Section C
“Obama Terrorist Investigation Winds Down Without Finding Anything” - Won’t make the paper
The primary objective isn’t to find anything. It’s to get the headline OBAMA INVESTIGATED as often as possible. If they find something that would be a bonus, but what matters is OBAMA INVESTIGATED, OBAMA SUBJECT OF INVESTIGATION, and so on. Soon the talk show hosts will be on board, and you can convince many of the voters Obama did the things he’s being investigated for, just as they convinced a lot of them Obama is a Kenyan and a Muslim.
I notice you’re not saying it won’t happen.
Wishful thinking.
If I were a “conservative,” I like to think I’d be honest enough to denounce the hypocrites and lunatics who’ve taken over the Right. (There are otherwise-intelligent right-wing Dopers, but most of them seem happily on-board for the ride to the funny farm.)
Although the House Judiciary Committee members should double-check their waffle irons first.
One billion people without Nike tennis shoes or access to Starbucks. Duh!