New Internet "Laws"

Gaudrin’s Law: As the thread grows longer, the probability of a participant mis-spelling “Nazi” or “Hitler” approaches 1.0

You get the idea…

That would be Godwin’s Law.

Not quite. He’s combined Godwin & Gaudere.

Does that count as a mis-spelling?

OK, another example:

Peter Murphy sez: “If someone can rise to their level of incompetence, they will”

Got the idea now?

Murphie’s Law: If something can go wrong, it will be done by a moderator.
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