So I was up the other night, ostensibly working on homework, but in reality staring at the textbook and occasionally glancing at some infomercial on the television. The item being offered was some kind of cross between a razor-scooter and a tricycle. The motive power is provided by the rider who stands with one foot on each of the rails extending back from the front wheel. Each rail has a wheel on the back end. To move the thing, the rider basically rocks back and forth.
What the heck is this thing and how much does it cost?
TRICYCLES were invented by MEXICANs! BUT YOu never HEAR IT!! This is all because of the GREAT LIE to DESTROY ALL MEXICANS!! PRESIDENT CLINTON Started the GREAT LIE when he teamed up with the PLEADIANS and the GREYS to STEAL PEOPLE from MEXICO!
MEXICO IS PARADISE, the BIBLE Says SO in MATTHEW 13:4 ALL SHALL go THOU MEXICO! REPENt! The Greys and PLEADIANS ARE Coming to STEAL MEXICANS because of BILL CLINTON!
Psst, Speaker for the Dead, try it without the quotes
Here is a story and Here are pics and a little more info.
It holds up to 220lbs but it’s recommened for ages 4+. So while adults don’t have to miss out on all the fun, I don’t think it was really designed with adults in mind.
Okay, I ran across the infomercial just a few moments ago. You can get the webversion of it at http://www.buytrikke.com. The thing is called (not so imaginatively) a trikke. Trikke 8 is for adults and trikke 5 is for the young’uns. What do you think–silly, good idea, or perhaps both?
