Me too, except the part about I am Legend. And I have a preschooler so I intentionally go to movies where children are expected and, with the exception of Horton Hears a Who (at which there were a couple of asshole preteens sitting right behind us who wouldn’t shut the fuck up until I bitched at their caretaker who was four rows away… I’ve never wanted to punch a kid before) a few weeks ago, I never have movie theater complaints.
Of course, I’ve never had a lot of cellphone user complaints either so maybe I’m just extra tolerant or something?