New Planet Discovered With Life

I really wish astronomers would save that kind of breathless guff for more promising candidates when they can examine them in greater detail, such as G class orange-yellow dwarf stars (like our sun). There are at least two dozen candidates within fifty light years from Earth.

From the link in post #1,

According to Solstation Gliese 581 only has 3% luminosity as compared to our sun.

And another probably exaggerated claim.

Which is all well and good, but aren’t Mercury and Venus so close to our sun that their rotational period becomes essentially locked. Either so that one face of the planet remains permanently facing the sun or a rotational period locked in a 2: 3 resonance like Venus.
That’s hardly conducive to having a completely liquid surface as suggested by one of the astronomers.

Mars in our system would be more hospitable to life than something like the large planet that orbits so closely to a near dead red dwarf star with a year that lasts 13 days.

On the one hand, we haven’t any way to get there in a reasonable timescale or send and receive messages.

On the other hand, we’ve no idea if it can even support life, let alone has any of its own. All very well for it to have temperature and gravity within a nominally tolerable range, but that’s hardly starting to meet the necessary parameters. Venus is a gnat’s fart away from being habitable, cosmologically speaking, and look what a hellhole that is.

And on the gripping hand, we need to hope devoutly that it isn’t already occupied by a technologically advanced civilisation in dire need of Lebensraum and more than capable of beating the shit out of us. :wink:

No need!
Mmmm
Crispy Ewok skin.
Mmmm

Those thing are all hairy. Sorry, I’ll have to insist that MY Ewoks get skinned.

City boy.

I’d like to think that there are Golgafrinchans who had crash landed there in their B Ark who are all hair dressers and telephone sanitizers.

::Comes in with clever Douglas Adams joke::

God dammit! Only on SDMB could I be beat to the punch on this!

You bet. Give me your unblemished prairies of concrete and asphalt. Give me your rats and pigeons. You can have all the bears and wolverines. :slight_smile:

Yeah. We got a lot of them bears and wolverines here in Berkeley. :stuck_out_tongue:
They skin their Ewoks from the inside out.
Ew!

The thread was 3-1/2 hours old when you checked in. That’s pretty late to expect to offer an original cliche’.

Hey, all’s it needs is a few nice condo rehabs, a microbrewery and a couple of sushi or Italian joins, and gentrification will be right around the corner.

People! It’s obvious that they’ve discovered the original Kryptonian Planet.

  1. It orbits around a red sun
  2. It has 5 times the mass of the Earth (or so). So it’s obviously populated by human’s that:
    a) are stronger than humans
    b) in our yellow sun will have extra energy that activates all kinds of cool superpowers

And soon we’ll see that it has, indeed, been destroyed by its sun going nova. Or the planet burst into pieces. Or something.
d&r

Rotisserie-ready ewok complete with “steek.”’

Yeah I concur.

There has to be a quick way to do it.
An ewok-exfoliating machine mayhaps!?

Maybe you could use a blowtorch, like pin feathers on a chicken.

How to they skin lambs? That should work. And then we’ll have a movie out of it, “The Silence of the Ewoks”.

We could roll em in wax, and then wrap cotton around them and just pull really hard.

Ewok brazillian waxes. Uggh.

Yikes, I hope they get a bullet in the brain first.

Nope.

I’m feeling cruel today. Fear me.
:stuck_out_tongue:

No, it’s “The theme is quest.” If Cecil says that Marie Antoinette dropped acid, it must be true.