So you prefer to celebrate dishonorable actions rather than honorable actions?
We need to have the Friday After the offical 4th of the July weekend off, so everyone can have two long holiday weekends.
This could be called Get Drunk for a Week Day.
I always thought that was the period between Christmas and New Year’s.
I’m pretty sure that Thanksgiving to New Year’s is Get Drunk for a Month Day already.
We need that mid-summer. Everything shuts down, so stock up on booze, food and toilet paper.
Cool, it would be like one of those mass Moonie wedding, only jingoistic! 
Well, he is a Conservative…
It would only be jingoistic if we were exporting our culture. Immigrants come here.
And the Declaration of Independence has no significant historic meaning to Americans?
It’s spelled “manoeuvering”.
If you’re going all the way … Manoeuvring
Don’t encourage him. I’m taking down both your names. In fact I’ve taken down ascenray’s name twice.
National Possum Defenestration Day!
Huzzah!
Every September 31st, we all get together, & throw a live possum out the window.
Just mind the gap.
If Americans want more holidays they can move to the European nation of their choosing. They have plenty to go around.
We could always make “Talk Like a Pirate Day” an official holiday?
Get ready to take it down again, because I forgot the digraph …
Manœuvring
What? it isn’t?
Only in Arrrrrrkansas.
That’s six. No, make that nine, on account of being pedantic enough to spell it thus but writing digraph rather than ligature. What are you, an Etruscan?