My good Master Skald, I am surely dis-mayed by the coldness in your tone, a coldness rarely felt but in the land of Esquimaux. Our profound connexion through this right and good forum must facilitate some manner of coöperative resolution of this unpleasantness, if not yet to-day, then mayhap on the morrow?
No one, not even Baily Quarters Herself, could blame me for kneecapping you now.
But the govarrrnment doesn’t think so, those sully scags!!!
I recognize that this is something of a zombification, but what the hell.
Let’s have them all, and as quickly as can be arranged. My dryer broke just down.
Hm. Don’t we have days for some of this stuff already?
Reunification Day? Psst. You should start attending Emancipation Day events.
Victory Day? Stupid name. No.
Remembrance Day on 11 Sept? No.
Reformation Day? Hell no.
James K Polk’s Birthday? What. The. Holy. Hell.
Oh, here are some counter-proposals.
January 8: Emperor Norton Day
August. August shall be a holimonth.
From 2pm-5pm on the first Wednesday following a February conjunction of the Moon and Mars shall be Xfullihapl’s Hours, dedicated to the unnecessarily complex.
I think we should officially recognize Talk like a Pirate Day.
I suppose it could be commemorated by harassing Latinos.
But Luther didn’t have much to do with blue jeans & burgers. Lutherans burned other Protestants at the stake for not being Lutherans. Protestantism is historically more illiberal than Catholicism.
As I said, holimonth.
Right, unlike Consul Bonaparte, he was under no obligation not to enter into that transaction. Jefferson didn’t break any promises that time (unlike all the treaties he happily broke with the indigenous nations). It was still illegal, though.
Not until we get official recognition of Steak & a Blowjob Day.
I thought that had happened already. Hmmm. I told my gf as much.
It’s the one reason I still hold out hope for Obama’s reelection.
Ahem, post #96, thank you very much.
Every day is Steak & Blowjob Day in Thailand.
Where’s Clinton when you need him?