Well if you’re there purple, I’m packin my bags!
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I don’t think that’s true, Handy. I can’t speak for all women, but I personally like porn & I know lots of other women that do. We just like DIFFERENT kinds of porn. Guys have auxiliary sex glands in their eyes or something, so y’all really like pictures. I’d rather read a really filthy story, though. I’m a reasonably straight chick, but looking at pictures of naked guys really doesn’t give me any special feelings. But give me an issue of Penthouse Letters…ooooooh yeah…yeah…YEAH!!!
I need a paper towel now.
“All you need to be a superhero is a heart that is pure, a mind that
is strong, and underwear that is fresh!”
~Dav Pilkey
who me Burn?.. naawww I am just an honourary Canadian… I only visit when I feel the need for mountain air… altho I have to say… I had one of the wildest rides in my life there …right Sue?
I am a cali beach babe for real
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Stella, you make me want to go home and see my wife. Maybe I will.
Though now I can walk the halls for the next few minutes, if you know what I mean.
Jeffery
Here ya go Stella, just for you…
http://whiteshadow.pornopartners.com/index.html
“Get thee down. Be thou funky.”
-Anon
<laugh> Maybe I need a trip to Cali or to MD!
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BurnMe…was that MD as in Maryland or MD as in doctor hon?? Coz if it is the doctor make sure you get rid of it before you head to Cali
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Burn im picturing you packing your bags as we speak lol…miss purple is a bit on the wild side… so beware when you get to cali
I was going to the doctor to get me some IV’s and an oxygen tank, from what I hear I’ll need it with you purple. 
Or I could just have you gals come up to seattle.
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Seattle eh? hmm where were you when my plane to Edmonton was delayed overnight and I had to spend it in a lonely hotel room complete with jacuzzi…
Ohh and BurnMe?? you won’t need the oxygen babe… I am licensed in CPR
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Well feel free to contact me whenever you need someone to “warm” your bed deary I’m more than happy to oblidge (whips, chains, latex and claps extra).
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i meant clips not claps… i have no clap… really…
hangs head
(proofread proofread proofread!!!)
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Hmm a warm bed… not sure that quite compares to popsicles and ice cubes…but then what DID I expect with a name like BurnMe
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Do I know you purple? I am getting a frightening case of deja vu.
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Hmmm altho I have been to Redmond and lived in Seattle a few years back BurnMe I don’t think I have had the pleasure of meeting you… I would certainly remembered a cutie like you
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
blush Awww shucks!
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glad to see you have taken this to ICQ BurnMe as usually I charge for voyeuristic pleasures… A girl has to make a living you know
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
True enough! I’d go for phone sex, but I have one of those Andy Griffith phones. Hard to touch yourself while you hold on to the reciever and the diailing end.
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well hon, phone sex would cost ya too as it was my number Sealemon posted in the Hilarious thread. It earned me plenty of mules I tell ya
Well, i’ll pay, but only if the mules are involved.
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