New sex site for women

Motto: Sex Beyond the Mission Position.

Navigation Bar: Shaped like a penis (naturally)

Feature Story: Barenaked Ladies (the band) on porn, specifically the European variety.

Whatever, here’s a link if you’re bored online while the kids are at school and the coffee’s just not doing it for you:
http://www.blissforwomen.com

You can’t save your face and your ass at the same time.

Women like pornography?

Damn… Next thing you know, they’re gonna want to vote or something…


Yer pal,
Satan

Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with the housework or the cookin’ or the child rearin’!


Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

There is a place where women have time to be bored??? Where do I sign up??? And can I have chocolate with my coffee???


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

why not have sex while doing housework and cooking??? I vote for that

do me do me do me


We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

you have my VOTE for having sex while doing housework and cooking Sue… might make the mundane more interesting heheh.


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Heheheheh. It’s fun. You start to look forward to bending over to unload the dishwasher or get something out of the crisper drawers in the fridge, hmm hmm…

Hmmm now that would tempt me into doing housework in the nude… wait!! I do that already!


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Stella Stella… a woman of my own heart haha… see… housework isnt so boring after all


We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

Oh God, I’m having a flashback to Andrew Dice Clay’s old routine on the Old Mother Hubbard nursery rhyme (“and when she bent over…Rover took over…”)

Hey, nothing wrong with taking advantage of the washing machine while it’s on the spin cycle. And them vacuum attachements can be fun–wink, wink, nudge, nudge.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Better than doing housework in the buff is wearing a reeeeeeal short skirt with thigh-high stockings & nothing under it. Pleated skirts (a la Catholic school uniforms) are sexier than tight spandex numbers.

Sounds like Stella needs a spanking! And I have just the paddle!


Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

Well, my dear Sealemon… the lightbulb goes off… this explains your obsession with doing laundry and vacumning during your recent visit… wink

oh yeah Seale! I can see how see how an endless sucking maching would be alot of fun for ya! and ya don’t even have to fix it breakfast in the morning =)


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

You got it ladies, and I didn’t even mention the time I climbed into the dryer with a pair of nylons, some honey, and the cat–

Whoops. That was my out-loud voice again, wasn’t it?


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Sealemon…watch out for those Hoover Dustettes!! :wink:

That explains those scratches on your back after your visit to Canada!!! and here I just thought Sue was an expressive lover! =)

All I got from MY last visit to canada were some snaps of Niagra and some maple syrup. I’ll have to be more vocal on these boards!


Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

Try visiting Alberta, BurnMe…there is something about that mountain air…


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

dunno about most of you but I think if there was a sex site for women, gay men would visit it far more…