So I just saw a commercial about couples with new babies, and one dumb bunnie said [about her own baby, I guess she hadn’t delivered yet?] “This baby has to fit into our lifestyle, not the other way around” [more or less paraphrased]
Yo, biyatch - I lived with a guy who’s parents thought like that.When he was born and for 2 years after they lived in a 1 bedroom walk up flat in Brooklyn NY, and did the classic put his cradle in the living room and carry on expecting him to learn to sleep through the noise. You know something, someone had to physically go and shake him awake because setting 3 or 4 alarm clocks didn’t work because he would sleep through the noise as if her were physically deaf.
So good luck with that, pair of asshats. Way to kill his adult life unless he has someone living with him to shake him awake to get him to work on time. Don’t reproduce unless you actually want an infant, and are going to make your life adjust to having someone who is required by mother nature to depend on at least one adult willing to be the support staff and emotional support they are evolved to require. I hope he never sees an episode where he learns that he was less important to you than a new puppy.