“Symbolic smiles are like symbolic sex; only losers settle for 'em.”
Still trying to help you out, Chief.
Veb
Chrome Toaster: Don’t ever look at AWB’s test posts.
Y’mean the huge scrolling smileys?
Judges 14:9 - So [Samson] scraped the honey into his hands and went on, eating as he went. When he came to his father and mother, he gave some to them and they ate it; but he did not tell them that he had scraped the honey out of the body of the lion.
Try one of the quote searches on the net & search for specific word [s].
“I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the
thread that binds them is mine own.”
Smileys suck.
He who smilies and runs away…Chief Scott’ll get him anyway.
How 'bout a paraphrase from an old Winston Churchill quote ?
“Rum, buggery and the whip made the British Navy great; I now reserve the last two for users of smileyfaces, but the rum is mine ! - Chief Scott”
Yer Pal,
ChiefScott
Yer pal,
Satan
“You look like you could use a good ass-fucking.”
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
Who watches the Watchmen?
Angers Away! (ban red smilies)
“Don’t smile at me in that tone of voice!”
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Smilie not, Thou grizzled dread-bolted moldwarp.
You know,perhpas it’s time i changed mine…
“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and I’ll give something to cry about, you little brat, because I’ve had it with your shenanigans for today, so you just march up to your room and I don’t want to hear another word out of you for the rest of the night, and I don’t mean maybe, young man.
Sorry.
Sealmon put me up to it.
Sorry, the Cliche Clique is not accepting new members at this time,
Sassy,
That would be Hamlet, act I, scene v.
I don’t know, is there?
I think apathy, depression, irony, and confusion are damned fine ways to view a world going to hell.
– Cynthia Heimel
will work for sig line.
Variation on a theme:
Laugh and the world laughs with you; smilie and I’ll break your arm.
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
coosa, I was going to say that, but I got tangled up.
Yeah, I figured that, Wally - I just cleaned it up a little for ya.
Blame it on the medications. 
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
My new sig line .
With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.
:eek: :rolleyes; :eek: