I’m open to just about anything, but it should be a continuation of my anti-smiley campaign.
SmileShredrrr
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
“A smilie a day keeps the doctor away” ?
::runs like hell::
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
:: Tracking MoosieGirl with the ship’s newly upgraded CIWS 20-mm gatling gun ::
Just say no.
Loverock used smilies, and see where it got him?
My God, Chief! leave enough of the poor girl to identify the remains! You can’t pull DNA from vapor! 
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Smile when you say that, pardner–and I’ll stomp you into Purina Rat Chow for it.
Hozzat, Chief?
Veb
A smiling face hides a weak mind.
Only idiots smile for no reason.
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
How 'bout this? It’s from an apocryphal book of the Bible:
Ecclesiasticus 21:20 A fool lifteth up his voice with laughter; but a wise man doth scarce smile a little.
I myself use a verse from the story of Samson, which was related to a riddle in the Bible (albeit a poor one) that Uncle Cecil once discussed.
Judges 14:9 - So [Samson] scraped the honey into his hands and went on, eating as he went. When he came to his father and mother, he gave some to them and they ate it; but he did not tell them that he had scraped the honey out of the body of the lion.
this is pretty lame, but hey… so am i.
“i make so much sense, i’m practically a mint.”
what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox
How’s about:
" Seamen!"
Hell is Other People.
“Eternal smiles his emptiness betray.”
Alexander Pope
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone.
“Madam, he does nothing but smile; your ladyship were best to have some guard about you, if he come; for sure, the man is tainted in his wits.”
– Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Observe the snow. It fornicates.
“There’s a mile in each smile-which, incidentally, is an exact measurement of the expanse of empty air between the ears of those who post them.”
This, of couse, is from a fellow crusader. Keep up the fight, Chief.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
here’s some thoughts:
One age cannot be completely understood if all the others are not understood. The song of history can only be sung as a whole.
-Jose Ortega Y Gasset
One common language I’m afraid we’ll never get:
Oh, why can’t the English learn to set
A good example to people whose English is painful to your ears:
The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There are even places where English completely disappears-
In America they haven’t used it for years.
-Alan Jay Lerner
Truthful words are not always beautiful;
Beautiful words are not always truthful
The heart is wiser than the intellect
Be direct, one can usually accompishe more that wayhint hint, to someone in particular
What the eye does not see, the heart does not grieve
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
whew, I think that list is pretty good…
I am a fire who licks and spits at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me
“Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”
(sorry. I had my old Freak Bros. comix out last night.)
Uke
I can’t recall the source… Marlowe?
“Smile, smile and yet be a villian.”
Is there a prize?
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
“Wipe that smile off your post…(derogatory name or title of your choice here)!”
Don’t ever look at AWB’s test posts.
Will I be damned,
or be forgiven?
Chrome Toaster
Being a military man, I thought you may understand this:
EMOTICON
Every MOron’s Tired ****Idea of COmmunication on the Net
I tried to butcher this acronym as badly as the military does, but they are the experts.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
Has nothing to do with smiles, but here’s one with a bit of corn and cheese in it (as well as humor).
Got Straight Dope?
or
Got Dope?