I was thinking more of, “Oye! Find something with cloven hooves that chews it’s cud, already.”
I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop quietly
I came in here for a special offer
now the milk is talking to me.
In my area it is the Kroger which does all these things. Of course they also have a free supervised play area for the kids with closed-circuit TV monitors placed throughout the store so you can keep an eye on little Billy no matter where you are. Ours is run by Ms. Grace, who the kids are very attached to and grocery day is something they look forward to. Moxmaiden looks forward to it too because she can get a coffee and stroll the aisles in peace, even if the produce section thunders and warbles at her occasionally.
Enjoy,
Steven
I thought this kind of thing only happened when I ate the special mushrooms in the produce aisle…
…and what kind of music is played in the magic muhroom aisle? ** Inna Gada Da Vida?**
The Greatfull Dead. Perhaps The Band.
Damp, probably.
lieu! You made me get choked on my cheerios.
Food Lion does not do special effects.
I feel robbed, too…my grocery store is quiet.