“Leaves, like the things of man, you
With your fresh thoughts care for, can you?”
[ul]Hopkins, Gerard Manley. “Spring and Fall: To a Young Child.”
Poems of Gerard Manley Hopkins Now First
Published. 1918. Ed. Robert Bridges. Prod. Lewis Jones. 26
Aug. 2007. Project Gutenberg. 22403. 5 Nov. 2009
<http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/22403/pg22403.html.utf8>.[/ul]
Whenever I am tempted morbidly to fixate upon unlikely catastrophes, I,
as most do, find comfort comparing odds of the worst coming true with
those of more probable catastrophes. For example, the odds of
dying from West Nile Virus were about 1:6 million against in 2002.
[ul]Aguilar, Verónica. “West Nile Virus Case Found in Medford.”
Tufts Daily [Medford, MA.] 9 Sept. 2002. 5 Nov. 2009
<http://www.tuftsdaily.com/2.5541/west-nile-virus-case-found-in-medford-1.605117>.[/ul]
OTOH, the odds of being struck by lightning were twice as good;
nevertheless, I did empty and burn the whiskey barrels I used to keep
water lilies for fear of what the neighbors would think, inflamed by
sensational reports on TV, of my culturing mosquitoes on the premises.
I was disgruntled with myself for ducking any possible confrontation
over such unscientific mass hysteria. Woody-Allen-like, I have had
second thoughts, though – to justify my cravenness, I suppose: What,
really, are the odds of being wiped out in a mass extinction? I mean –
it isn’t like it’s never happened, but you have to figure that, when it
does happen, everybody buys it. Thus the numerator of the odds
ratio is the population of the earth – about 6 billion. The odds of
dying are still about 1:1, of course. Strangely, if it were determined
that mass extinction were imminent, then you would have to figure that
those born since Moses had a no-better-than-even chance of dying from
other causes.
[ul]Mikkelson, Barbara, and David P. Mikkelson. “Living Outnumber
Dead.” 21 July 2007. Snopes. 5 Nov. 2009
<http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/dead.asp>.[/ul]
One is forced to reconsider obscure risks. How about the possibility
of a large extraterrestrial impact event – a comet like the one that
did in the dinosaurs? These things happen every so often. The odds of
such occurring next year are 1:100 million against.
[ul]Choi, Charles Q. “Could Earth Be Hit, Like Jupiter Just Was?”
Space.com. 28 July 2009. 5 Nov. 2009
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090728-asteroid-threat.html>.[/ul]
However, our species has been pushing its luck for at least 40 thousand
years, and one tenth of the people ever born are still alive, so the
odds of being a human being AND being wiped out by mass extinction are
really about 1:25 thousand against – maybe almost a hundred times
BETTER than being struck by lightning. Add in the possibilities of
climate change, pollution, pandemics, nuclear and biological holocausts,
crop failure, alien invasion and catastrophes not foreseen or imagined,
and you have plenty to worry about more or less legitimately.