I KNEW WE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY!
I should have patented or copywritten the idea when I thought it up a couple of years back!
I was thinking about making a television which would receive the data stream from the cable into something like a computer and from there, send it to the screen. MY idea was that the owner could then program out all of those annoying commercials, because, since they are added to a movie by the station, their signal is not the same as the movie itself. He could turn on the TV, say 30 minutes after a program has begun, draw it up from memory and watch it commercial free!
Well, with the new digital television plus the iron control cable companies have gotten, plus the fact that advertisements have gone from 60 seconds in the 60s to 2 minutes in the 70s to 5 minutes in the 90s, it was pointed out to me that such technology would never be allowed.
It might not be, but now there is a television on the market by Phillips which records movies digitally in memory, and gives one up to 30 minutes playing time, plus slow motion, reverse and stuff, including pause. No tape, no disk. All memory. SO the COMPUTER is in there!
Now, we need some bright boy hacker to stop being a pain in the ass on the Internet to whip up a little circuit board which can be fitted into the new system, designed to wipe out any incoming commercials. All it would need to do is stop the data stream when the signal changes, then resume recording the movie when it starts up again! No doubt, as time goes on, the new TV will have greater and greater recording time and probably start recording it to save on something like a CD sized video disk. (I heard that VCR tapes are becoming obsolete! Took them long enough! I had figured they’d go the way of 8 tracks 10 years ago! The friggin tape wears out too fast and is too prone to damage. PLUS I can always tell a home video taped movie from a normal one because it BLURS slightly.)
So, think some bright boy will figure out a way to stop the annoying commercials?
I hope so! If I have to watch that SKINNY chick tell me about bank loans again, with arms so thin that I can wrap my thumb and forefinger around them I’ll explode! Or that one chick who sells cars and has this BIG set of boobs but one of the skinniest bodies I’ve ever seen, drawn cheeks, shrill voice and stands next to this goofy looking salesman in a striped shirt with suspenders.
I don’t want to be reading and watching TV and suddenly hear this phone ring, a guy answer and this older woman gets on with this concerned voice to tell him how someone they knew died and left his wife without insurance. PLUS, it would be real damn nice to eat my evening meal without some lady getting on to demonstrate how some pad absorbs blood better than the others and CUTS it in half to show me the jell or to discuss feminine itching, or to see some guy sticking out his grundgy foot and grumbling about foot odor while the next ad goes into details about hemmroidal itching! I prefer NOT to find out about sprays for female aroma either when I’m trying to eat spaghetti.
Not good for the digestion!
Have you noticed how there cannot be even 1 commercial break without some car commercial!?
You can write in and bitch, complain, gripe and protest all you want to the stations, but they ignore you because they know you have to watch what they give you. Like, WHO likes that split screen that pops up now on some channels after a movie? Sometimes I like to listen to the closing songs, or check to see what actor played a certain part, but nooooo! Now some stations split the screen, shrinking everything down to microscopic, and loudly advertise what is coming on next, the weather and sports highlights while I’m trying to hear the end of that cool closing song!
Think someone will either manage to get a commercial stopping device in the new televisions or develope one and sell it on the side? (Kinda like those illegal cable boxes.)
Hey! How long before your cable television, internet and phone all come into your home over the phone line?