Sooooo…I’m lying there. Asleep, perfectly comfortable, minding my sleeping business, when I am jolted awake by the severe dicomfort in my right foot.
Because it is spasming. And it’s not kidding. It is visibly spasming, as in, it’s as though there is a string wrapped around my big toe, and there is a leprechaun on my knee, pulling on the string, so that my foot is bending backwards, like the top of it is going to touch my shin.
And I can’t stop it. And it hurts. I just have to flop around whinging and freaking out trying to help it relax. Takes…I have no idea how long. 3 minutes? 5?
This isn’t the first time it’s happened. It started about a year ago. It’s happened about four times.
It sucks, but what are ya gonna do? You live half a century, things are going to start to break a little.