…so much as the Big Durian.
People rave about how awesome it is, but it still stinks.
It’s the stench of rotting awesomeness, which falls of the awesometrees in the park every week.
It was once New Amsterdam, why they changed it, I can’t say…
Amsterdam Peppermint Patties? Nothankyou.
Because “old” Amsterdam is filled with criminal drugged up raping underage hippies.
In reality it’s because we swapped it for Suriname.
If you’ve been to Amsterdam, you might reconsider that stance.
You sure you’re not talking about Newark? (that’s in Jersey)
Go visit Wave Hill and the New York Botanical Garden in the Bronx.
They’re odor-tastic.