New York Post: Spreading ignorance since 1993

Can the folks at News Corp finally pull the plug on that veritable geyser of misinformation, the New York Post? (Horribly mixed metaphor, I know, fuck off) You know, the one that doesn’t even make any money, but which Rupert Murdoch, in his fiendish way, keeps afloat as if just to troll the whole world?

I mean, take this for example:

The op ed page at the Post is a crime against humanity. And who bears the brunt of it? Well, anyone, for example, with a father-in-law who relies on those pages for his only source of intellectual connection to world events.

God damn you, New York Post! God damn you to hell!

Pretty sure The Post has sucked ass far longer than 21 years.

I’m guessing it was 'aight back in Hamilton’s day. I picked 1993 because that’s when Turdy Murdy came along.

“The newspaper for people who like to read fast or have to read slow.”

Now I have scare quote fatigue.

To quote the eminent scholar:

If you believe Cecil, it’s also the only newspaper whose headlines you can read via spy satellite.

The dumb opinion is based on what the Non-governmental International Panel on Climate Change has spewed.

What is that?

The guys at VICE did a report on that Las Vegas meet, what was most important IMHO was the overall theme of the report; how the “luminaries” of the deniers are indeed aware of how discredited, useless or ignored they are becoming.

Only in meets like that they are somebody, and also recognized in front of the Republican politicians and dumb opinion pages.

The austere setting reeks of respectability and scientific rectitude. Next year, the Quicki-Fucki So Long Big Boy Hourly Happy Days B & B in downtown Pattaya.

Still, I was intrigued by the headline in the Post:

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Commissioner forcing his second in command out of NYPD**
For a brief instant I imaged a Miller’s Crossing type of dismissal, with some old Irish bruiser buffeting his subordinate out through the long corridors of City Hall.

The Post? That is some pretty low-hanging fruit.