Newbie -- goofed already

Hey, something just occured to me! As a newbie, I had to pass a test! Where’s Esmeralda’s test???

Hi Esmeralda - I haven’t been here too long either and I long ago waved goodbye to any notions of “spare time”. Still, the water’s warm and the people are nice. Enjoy!

'Ola.

Welcome to the boards. I used to be new… now I am only semi-new. What a world.

Good luck! Soon you will become addicted as I am… SDMB will rule your life… you will never escape…

<EVIL LAUGH>

No, seriously. Hello, and welcome. :slight_smile:

Welcome to the boards, the both of you.

Dude, she’s a bellydancer! We get special privileges. :smiley:

And did I read somewhere that she does that while riding a horse?!?

No, the second rule is to ignore Exgineer when he talks about me because it’s becoming increasingly apparent that he’s smitten. And as we all know, smitten is just a short skip to stalker. And then where are we? I’ll tell you where - down at the police station begging for a restraining order, that’s where!! :eek:
OK, I’m kidding. He’s OK. Delusional about me, but OK otherwise. I’m sure he’s really rather harmless. And I always carry this cattle prod. No, really, I do! :smiley:

Hey, look! One newbie welcoming another. (aaw) Have fun. I’m about to get internet removed from my office because of this board, but other than that, it’s great. And folks around here are great fun, as far as I can see.