Awesome.
It’s the fucking title of the thread! How is that a hijack?!
I gotta know – was it an English angel or an African angel?
I second this. Karl may be (OK, clearly is) a dumdum, but he that thread is unbelievably hilarious and I wouldn’t have found it if he wasn’t such a dumdum.
This is where I finally stopped fighting and broke down in hysterical laughter.
African angels are non-migratory.
Two. One for “numb” and one for “nuts.” Wait, make that three threads…
This is the absolute funniest thing I’ve seen all day!
If he were in any way judicious with the New Thread button, he wouldn’t have been Pitted in the first place.
Kel, you are a dumdum. Come back when you’re capable of posting above the “Look at my half-chewed food!” level.
Kel’s not a bad guy. He just started a thread people didn’t take seriously, but which gave us a lot of laughs. And since Newcrasher gave us one of the most annoying [thread=284668]threads[/thread] in recent history, I hardly think he’s in a position to throw insults around.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnobody expects the Thread Inquisition!
Seconded. Heck, we should thank him. 
Yeah, but the Latex dude is still a fucking moron.
I mean, seriously - starting a thread just to whine that he’d gotten pitted? Jesus fuck, someone likes attention.
I could understand if he called you a dumdum in GQ or GD, but in the Pit? Good grief, dude, did you recently have an unfortunate run-in with a skin-eating monster?
I skipped over that GD thread, before it was closed, thinking it was one of the most pointless OPs I’d seen in months, little realizing what pure comedy gold it turned out to be. Damn.
As for the OP, maybe, sir, you’d consider making yourself, and this thread, useful by finally explaining what you thought you were trying to accomplish with that there wierd-ass hypothetical thing you came up with there.
Difficult to prove, and not mutually exclusive with him being an asshole either. But if he’s not a bad guy, let’s see him demonstrate it by no longer starting Moral Outrage threads in every damn forum and actually acting like an adult.
No hate here. I just call 'em like I see 'em.
…and did you call me Mr. Icommittedarudeact in the same paragraph as you told me not to call you a name based on something you posted? egads, what a dumdum.
Perhaps I shall open a thread bemoaning you calling me a name.
Kel Varnsen, calling a bullet a dumdum is possible.
Your problem is that you are a dumdum. You have also committed acts that were rude (and attention seeking).
Hate the thread, not the threader. Hate the post, not the post-it note.
For instance I don’t call you a ruderude (since that’s just silly), I just say you are a dumdum. See the difference Mr. trappedinaburningcarsoletsshootthe kid?
Kel, were you beaten as an infant?
This thread was soooo last year.
I enjoyed that mentioned thread, even as just a looky loo. I started out giggling, then snorting, and then when it turned into a RPG screen capture I just sort of fell apart.
As for being called a dumdum, YAWN. Right now there is another thread full of ignorant sluts, murderous barbarians, tree sitting monkey people, and Luddites. To call someone a dumdum isn’t even trying.
Whatever, poopyhead.