I just got called a “prying son of a bitch”.
Actually, “bitch” was in bold, and there was an exclamation point. Like this:
"you prying son of a Bitch!’
I thought I was taking you to the pit. Now I see you’ve gone and done that to me? Fucker!
Add that to your list! Italicized and bolded.
** I do hope you realize I was kidding around with you on both occasions. As a matter of fact, calling you a son of a Bitch was a very veiled hint at what you were asking me.
YOU OVER-FORMATTING GRANDSON OF A LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF BITCHES AND OTHER UNSEEMLY FOLK
There, threw some all caps into the mix.
Hope that does the trick.
No flirting in the Pit, dammit.
I can’t remember them all, but the last really good one.
“spread-assed son of a bitch” “absolutely fucking retarded” “pompous fuck” This is all from someone with a non-orca-fat ass according to themselves.
A few other posters in that thread got some really good responses too.
DITWD called me a “poor stupid dupe” shortly before his departure.
I was also called a “lying sack of shit” by a poster with ONE post who claimed to know what I was thinking
Arden has threatened to punch me on several ocassions, 
but otherwise everyone’s been REAL nice.
you foolish twatrakes!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA
jarbaby
Punch you? jarbaby, that is not what I had in mind and you know it.
You’re just upset that I won’t spank ya. 
Hey, Thanks.
I think.
I was called pissladle by jarbabyj, right after I called her Queen jarbabyj.
Deep hurting.
you loved it, naughty boy.
My favorite was Shit4Brains. Considering the course of the insult, it was ironic, and if that poster’s intent was to hurt me, it backfired. I couldn’t stop laughing.
I still makes me giggle. 
I was once called a “horse’s ass” by Astro!
The source of the insult, of course. I always get my goddamn c’s and s’s confused!
Well, let’s see. I was called a “hypocrite” in a gun control debate by someone who then went on to quote an entire dictionary definition of the word, verbatim. A devastating debate tactic, to be sure.
In my draft dodging thread, one person said that “the quality you are lacking is courage.” That was his whole post. Someone else said that he wouldn’t even piss on me if I were on fire. That was actually kinda cute.
I think a better thread would be what we ourselves have called other people. We tend to remember those better (I know I’ve said worse things than have been said to me on occasion).
Um, I’ve been called “celestine” and “celestina” on this board. I’m so boring. [sigh]
The only one I can recall offhand: Scylla called me “Sgt. Veb Of The Thought Police” after a spirited exchange regarding the Amish. (Not the slighest ill will lingers, especially since I got to nail him in his own “poop on you sneakily” thread.) But it has a certain cachet to it, right?
Yeah, yeah. So it’s boring, especially given the capacity for technicolor slurs demonstrated around here.
Sheesh.
Veb
- ::: sniff ::: * I’ve been called a * [ gasp ] * liberal (or, maybe it was a Liberal) on three different occasions. I’m not sure that life is worth living any more.
Most recently, I was called unsexy. That’s right, UNsexy. I didn’t even know it was a word, but it sure as hell seems to be a human condition and apparently I suffer from it mightily.
I’ve also been called two-faced, but that was a mistake (I was mixed up with someone else).
I’m pretty sure there’s some new insult flung at me for admitting I love my Journey & Eddie Money greatest hits albums, but I haven’t been back to check that thread yet.
Well, there was the time when The Ryan said to me:
I cried myself to sleep for a week after that. :rolleyes:
My personal favorite was “Fucking, ignorant twat.” People were putting the initials “F.I.T.” after my name for awhile after that one.