You can call me, S.O.B., Twat, liberal or Liberal, but don’t call me Johnson.
Anybody remember that?
Drifting into the past, I was one and part of the elite clique of “most insulted board residents.” Then Cecil had to join the party late. 
Well, the reason Racer Named Fisk - a person I’ve never met or spoken to - posted this thread, was because once long ago I was referred to as a
smug S.O.B.
I’ve been called a troll before.
And PitMeister started a pit thread about me just before he got banned, but Coldfire sure is quick with the delete option, so the thread didn’t last very long. I forgot what he was saying, but it was a string of profanity and insults.
Note: this is just things said seriously, as opposed to in jest.
I’ve been accused of “repeating alarmist bullshit”, “fucking pseudo-pious intervention”, “knee-jerking” (several times), “say[ing] moronic things”, “flaunting [my] sexuality” (guilty!), “boo-hoo[ing]… about how oppressed [I am]”, “hav[ing] a need to make the world aware [that I am] gay at least once a week,” “responding to contempt with more contempt,” “bring[ing] on the lavender uzi”, needing to “get a life”, spouting “60’s dialogue”, making “stupid comments,” “gratuitous[ly] flaming,” spouting “pissy little semantic bullshit” which I need to “shove…up [my] ass”, “using PC speech as a weapon,” having “snide self-righteousness”, “telling us about [being gay until it starts] getting old”, having the “stupid gene”, perpetrating “commentary like [the kind that] made [someone] leave LBMB,” “living… gay cliché[s]”, suffering from an “obvious lack of self-respect”, needing to “get that chip off [my] shoulder”, “basing [my] identity on other people’s perceptions of [me] instead of doing [my] own thing”, and “whimper[ing]”.
I’ve also been called a “fag” (guilty!), “Stockwell Day” (ouch!), a “dumb-fuck so called activist,” “an arrogant prick” (to which I responded with ‘plangent misanthrope’, a lovely phrase of which I am quite proud), “fucking boring,” “annoying,” “condescending and vitriolic,” a “language Nazi”, “rude”, “not worth the effort at courtesy,” “disingenuous,” “censorial” [sic], a “language fuckhead”, “presumptive” [sic], “in deliberate error”, “unreasonable”, “sinister and gestapolike”, “self-absorbed,” “depressing,” “brain-dead,” “bananas,” “fucking stupid”, “amazingly stupid”, and a “moron”.
And that’s just what I’ve been called in the Pit and in a few MPSIMS threads. I haven’t even started into GD. 
I can’t compare with all o’ y’all. Matter of fact, I honestly don’t remember anybody calling me anything bad. I dunno if that’s because any attempts at insult were so thoroughly unmemorable as to make no impression, or if I haven’t pissed anybody off badly enough to warrant a savage flaming.
I was called all sorts of pleasant things after the Telemarketer Rant, though I doubt that counts for what the OP’s looking for.
Somebody here called me ‘pedestrian’ once.
I have no idea what that means.
WHO WAS IT CRANKY? I’m going to their house this afternoon. They will taste my wrath…
[sub]i’ve baked it into brownies![/sub]
jarbaby
When I first joined I was accused of being Lindsay’s sock puppet. That was scary.
I don’t know… I’m usually pretty inoffensive and non-confrontational. I have been called, uh, um…
Umm… “sparky”?
Although I’m still not sure what he meant by that.
I have been called stupid by people who were flaunting ignorance.
I have been called a fool by Cyberian/fatherjohn.
But I have NEVER been called anything that actually hurt my feelings. 
I once was called Oldie, I have never figured out how I could be confused with Oldscratch, but thats about it…
Keith
The Mermaid once called me “Fabio” (because I had long hair).
I’ve never quite gotten over that.
This still has to be one of my favorites. “Why is UncleBeer such a nappy wearing arse.” A leftover from the Great September British Invasion of 2000.
And of course, there’s UncleBeer, you loser.
Freedom said he’d take a pass on me.
Oh, the pain. It won’t go away.
Well, the one that still stings is when I was called a “motherfucking liar” when I was telling the truth.
Aside from that? God, I wish I logged posts that attacked me, the verbiage has been varied and colorful. But, since I can’t cite, I won’t paraphrase. I did get told recently that I was shitting out my mouth. <Gag>
Cartooniverse
Actually, I opened a thread about Ray-Jay Johnson, the seedy old comic who was still doing that schtick on early 70’s variety shows. From the answers I got this guy was so bad that you don’t want a link to that thread, so I’m not giving it.
I have been called, by more than one person, both “cute” and “a sweetie.” I very fucking much, thank you, resent these black marks on my otherwise pristine reputation.
Then again, I’ve also been told on one level or another that I’m a bitch, a slut, a tramp, a whore, a cunt, and a liar. I’ll go with all but the last as being nothing but accurate.
On the old AOL board, I was called a “slut” by Rhynananananananananan (ananananana. . . . ana. Did I miss any “a” or "n"s?)
In fact, that was the beginning of the Slut Club.
Aside from that, I have been called many precious pet names mostly reserved for the name caller’s mothers.
Oh, and Shitna calls me Diarrhea, but I let her.