What have you been called on this board?

[Cyn]

I have been called a moron and a jerk and I am neither.
Why hasn’t anyone called me a cheap slut sex poodle? Why?

[JillGat]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**Note: this is just things said seriously, as opposed to in jest.

I’ve been accused of “repeating alarmist bullshit”, “fucking pseudo-pious intervention”, “knee-jerking” (several times), “say[ing] moronic things”, “flaunting [my] sexuality” (guilty!), “boo-hoo[ing]… about how oppressed [I am]”, “hav[ing] a need to make the world aware [that I am] gay at least once a week,” “responding to contempt with more contempt,” “bring[ing] on the lavender uzi”, needing to “get a life”, spouting “60’s dialogue”, making “stupid comments,” “gratuitous[ly] flaming,” spouting “pissy little semantic bullshit” which I need to “shove…up [my] ass”, “using PC speech as a weapon,” having “snide self-righteousness”, “telling us about [being gay until it starts] getting old”, having the “stupid gene”, perpetrating “commentary like [the kind that] made [someone] leave LBMB,” “living… gay cliché[s]”, suffering from an “obvious lack of self-respect”, needing to “get that chip off [my] shoulder”, “basing [my] identity on other people’s perceptions of [me] instead of doing [my] own thing”, and “whimper[ing]”.

I’ve also been called a “fag” (guilty!), “Stockwell Day” (ouch!), a “dumb-fuck so called activist,” “an arrogant prick” (to which I responded with ‘plangent misanthrope’, a lovely phrase of which I am quite proud), “fucking boring,” “annoying,” “condescending and vitriolic,” a “language Nazi”, “rude”, “not worth the effort at courtesy,” “disingenuous,” “censorial” [sic], a “language fuckhead”, “presumptive” [sic], “in deliberate error”, “unreasonable”, “sinister and gestapolike”, “self-absorbed,” “depressing,” “brain-dead,” “bananas,” “fucking stupid”, “amazingly stupid”, and a “moron”.

And that’s just what I’ve been called in the Pit and in a few MPSIMS threads. I haven’t even started into GD.
**

Matt’s… gay??

[callie]

No names for me…

Damn it all - this is just another way for us 90%ers not to fit in!

And -um- Matt- link please.

[JillGat]

Callie. What an ass.

[Biggirl]

I hang out so much here in The Pit I knew someone had to have called me a name at least once.

One poster called me “immature” and said I had “no intellectual honesty”. I was mocking him at the time, so I guess he had a right to feel that way.

Another called me a “rabid twit” and other, more earthy names. I’ll make no other comment on this one.

[Billdo]

*Originally posted by Hamadryad *
I have been called, by more than one person, both “cute” and “a sweetie.” I very fucking much, thank you, resent these black marks on my otherwise pristine reputation.

But Hamadarling, you are both cute and a sweetie. As much as you try to put up the image of big, mean, nasty Hamadryad on the boards, you are really just a sweet cutie. So stop trying to hide it.

[callie]

*Originally posted by JillGat *
**Callie. What an ass. **

Thanks JillGat - I feel so special now.

[sub]and by a moderator no less…[/sub]

[Orual]

ummm… I’ve been called “trite”…

Of course, I’ve only been here a month… give me time.

[matt_mcl]

*Originally posted by callie *
**And -um- Matt- link please. **

…rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiight…

[imthjckaz]

Well, an idiot, thats understandable, mostly because I am.

Cradle robber, by Spider Woman

Jack…??? by Origato, a few hours before his, um, discussion with Techchick, and subsequent banning.

im, short for imthjckaz, by Zoggie

Bob, by many.

Senor Bob, by JillGat

I don’t really care what you call me, just don’t call me late for dinner.

[Ashtar]

Cecil once called me a lousy speller. He acknowledged my existance. I feel so honored! It brings a tear to my squinty little eye! sniff-sniff!

The thread is the same one that Silo linked to earlier.

-Ashley

[Ms2001]

I was almost elected kook of the month once, but I lost.

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**

*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan *
Most recently, I was called unsexy. That’s right, UNsexy.

WHO WAS IT CRANKY? I’m going to their house this afternoon. They will taste my wrath…

[sub]i’ve baked it into brownies![/sub]

jarbaby **

Why thank you, sweetheart.

Unfortunately, I am sure that the offender is much too busy defending the boards from petty, jealous, unsexy, killjoy twats like me. How can one stop for brownies when one has appointed oneself to such a crucial job? I am sure once he gets done saving the world for the rest of us, he’ll let us all know and we can reward him with brownies (and more) at that time.

reaching out for jarbaby’s tupperware container You gots any without the wrath? I could go for some with caramel baked in…

[Esprix]

I am the original One Trick Pony™, thankyouverymuch.

My standard response is, “I’ve been called worse things by better people.” Usually flies right past ‘em…

Esprix