They’ve calculated that if all the bathmats were laid end to end you could walk from New York to L.A. barefoot.
At 40° Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing, and loses all the remaining calories by not breathing.
Feb 1865 and Feb 1999 are the only months in recorded history not to have a full moon. So if your alibi was being attacked by a werewolf then, you’ve been busted.
On the contrary, I was convicted of going on a kill-crazy werewolf rampage during those months. Exoneration will be mine!
The deepest place in the world has only been visited once, in 1920, by a deaf guy named Ray. His duck quacked, but there was no echo. So he burneded his duck.
Or something like that.
If all the men in the world were laid end to end, there’d be a whole lot of happy men.
If all the men in China would jump into the air at the same time, all the children in China would run around collecting all their flyhing pocket change.
Originally settled by the Wampanoag indians and later by Europeans in the 1600s (and continuously populated since), it is the case that there have been countless men who once hailed from Nantucket.
and 10 seconds later a whole lot of disappointed women.
Remaining in what? The body? That sounds like a bit much.
This one made me smile 