Newsflash~Cavemen That DIDNT Have Crotch Crickets Sexier, But Balder.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

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So, not having body lice is all it takes to be sexy? Got that covered!

Come & get me, ladies!

[vibrotronica]

“Crotch crickets”?

That’s a new one on me.

[misstee]

Brings new meaning to the term “love bugs”

[lieu]

[De Niro voice]
Anal lice this.
[/De Niro voice]

[rubes]

I absolutely love the theory of evolution. What an interesting hypothesis

[Jpeg_Jones]

However, if humans evolved to beat parasites by losing the hair they hide in, why did our hirsute ape cousins not do the same? The reason, says Pagel, is that we also developed our own culture. We are the only ones who learned to build fires and shelter and to make clothes, he says, all of which helped us keep warm while shedding our fur.

I’ve always wanted to be more hirsute, but now I guess I don’t feel so bad.

Yay for the not-much-body-haired! We shall overcome!