I bought a house - I’m sure I told ya. It takes alot of work to buy a damn house. Lotsa phone calls, paperwork, running around, getting stuff done. And that’s all before you even get the keys.
After all that was done, I got a letter from my friendly County Taxman welcoming me to the county and reminding me I had to pay taxes. The letter was to verify the address to which tax bills would be sent.
“Is this the right address?” they asked. Beneath that it said:
“REQUEST FOR FORCLOSURE”
Huh, I thought…that can’t be right. The address that the tax stuff needs to go to would be my mortgage company, since they’re going to be paying the taxes for me…
So since my county is super-cool and technologically hip, I shot them an email with a scanned PDF of said letter asking if maybe uh…this was a mistake.
The treasurer’s secretary got back to me lickety-split saying that yeah there had been a tax lien on the property previously (I knew this - was assured it’d be taken care of) and she’d confirm with someone about this mix-up and all would be dandy.
Later that day I got another email from the secretary.
“Hold up!” she said (in so many words), “I looked into this further and the taxes have NOT been paid. This is a SERIOUS problem and you need to get it taken care of right away. You need to look at your closing statement to see who was supposed to pay those taxes…get back to me ASAP…here’s the number of the guy you need to call in the Office Of Taking Away Your House When You Don’t Pay Taxes Office.”
Wha-ha? Damn, I THOUGHT that the whole mortgage thing seemed too easy to be true.
Put in a call to my real estate agent - who is the world’s best real estate agent, I guarantee you. She did not seemed worried. Not much worries her. I could call her and be like “uh hey…there appears to be tigers living in my crawlspace” and she’d have it taken care of before I hung up the phone. She was more worried that the fridge she was going to give me wasn’t ready yet because her new fridge wasn’t delivered…
I don’t hear from the realtor again for a bit, but in the meantime the county lady emails me again to confirm i got her last email and she is very worried and repeats that I MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!
Bugger. Another call to the realtor, who gets her crack realty secretary on it this time.
4:30 later that day, I get a call from the woman at the title agency who handled my title transfer. She tells me that yeah, there was a mix up but not my fault. The lien was supposed to be paid by the seller, and it was. But the check BOUNCED…and like…i dunno, no one noticed except for me?! (by now it’s been about a week or 2 since the title transfer)
She says they’ll call the county the next day and get it taken care of. Right on.
Weird…the guy I bought the house from has been a bank manager for at least 30 years. Could he have seriously written a bad check? Is this even logistically possible?
4:40…get call from the Crack Realty Secretary. She wants to know if the title agency called me. I said they did - said something about a bounced check.
“I know! I can’t BELIEVE they told me that!” she laughs. “That is not something you go bragging about…”
Excuse me? The seller didn’t bounce a check…the TITLE AGENCY BOUNCED A CHECK!!! FOR A FUCKING TAX LIEN AGAINST MY HOUSE!!!
Fuckin a !!!
Now…I ain’t gonna say who this goddamn company is because my realtor hinted at a slight chance of litigation if these asswipes don’t clear this up right off. And as of Saturday (2 days after the title lady said “we’ll call tomorrow and fix it”) the problem has NOT been fixed.
But this fucking title company is OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY AS THE REALTY COMPANY. That’s right. How this is a good idea, I don’t know.
So you’ve got this HUGE midwestern realty company (6th in the nation! woohoo!!) that is big enough to do all their own realty, mortgage, title and insurance services…and they CAN’T BACK A FUCKING $3000 CHECK, even though according to all the paperwork the seller paid them the $3000.
Fuck, I run a small 3-man business and we bring in about 1/100 of what this company brings in each year, and I could figure out the math to pay a $3000 bill if my client hands me $3000 to pay it with.
I’m not exactly sure what all this means. “REQUEST FOR FORCLOSURE” is kind of a scary thing to wake up to. Everyone (except the treasure’s secretary) has assured me this is not my problem and it’ll be taken care of…but Jesus Fucking Christ - no one even NOTICED it until I got a form letter from the county. The letter didn’t even acknowledge it. All it said was “REQUEST FOR FORCLOSURE” where someone’s address shoulda been.
The whole situation doesn’t quite bother me. I am not scared. I am just PISSED OFF at this stupid realty/title company. I don’t know what kind of clerical error would make a check come back “NSF”…not like someone mis-typed something. “Not Sufficient Funds - NSF” means THERE IS NO MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
For the record this is the same goddamn realty company that 2 months prior sold a house down the street to my two best friends, and conveniently “didn’t know” that the entire basement had once been filled with water (yep, to the ceiling) and the foundation is shit. Unfortunately for them, they ended up both selling their house through this company and buying from them. Took them like 9 months to sell the house with a 4-month overlap of double mortgage. My friend says she had a hard time getting ahold of the realtor by the time they finally closed on the house they sold. He’s probably scared about his big blunder with their basement.
Having to deal with this shit makes me glad I decided to stay in this house for the next 70 years. I don’t want to have to deal with sheisty realty companies any time soon.