Newspaper reporting that makes you want to bang your head against a wall

[Zyada]

Title: Immune System Glitch Linked to Greater Risk of Death

Ok, maybe they got a little too terse, But here’s the first sentence:

People with a certain flaw in their immune system are up to four times more likely to die than people who don’t have this “glitch,” a new study indicates

Funny, I thought that everyone had an approximately 100% chance of death. Do some people die more than once?

:smack:

What stupid lines have you seen in the news lately? (Try to keep it non-political, so this thread stays in MPSIMS)