Newt Gingrich’s Education Plan Is To Fire Janitors And Replace Them With Kids

Trolls like Newt Gingrich should be required to live under bridges and tweet their trollish crap only during full moons and April 1st.

As for all janitors making $85,000 a year, I’m impressed. It must be true because the right-wing fantasists wouldn’t be making something like that up simply to prove a point. OR WOULD THEY? (Cue the yellow cake memo.)

Well, if was good enough for Fagin …

Newt should stick to doing what he does best - cheating on his wife.