Nice to meet you Sea-saw - I'm Megan Moo Cow

Schteve
Stiv
Steven-heavin’
Even-Steven
Steven-Weven
Stinky Stevie
Stevie-Weevie
Stevo the devo
Selfish Steven
Steve the Peeve
Peevin’ Steven
Stephanie
Stever
Steverino
Steven Stiffy
Stiffles
Stiffle Biffle
Steve-a-roni

I still get Stever, and of course I got Steverino, but Stiv? Stiffles? Steve the Peeve? What kind of substandard public schools were the kids who came up with these attending?

I feel so left out and alone. My name wasn’t in the database. All i got was this message. “We have no information about the boy name”

Sigh…
Such is my lot in life.
I’m jut going to go off in the corner and drink myself into a stupor now.

This is fun, though I haven’t heard a lot of these:
Heathen
Weather
Heffer
Hey There
Hev
Hevie
Heathie
Hedder Fedder
Header
Heazure
Heather Tether Ball
Hez
Head
Heather is light as a feather, plays teather ball and predicts the weather
Do you like leather, Heather?
Hedda Chedda
Heather Bether
Heater
Heather McFeather
Heat-her
Heathwhore
Heavah
Hada
Heather my Pleather
H-Dog

Mine wasn’t there, either, alas. Buy you a drink, scratch?

Catrandom

Paul Mall - Used in reference to a brand of cigarettes.
Palmolive - In reference to a dish-washing detergent.
Pall Bearer
Paul-fry
Pauly-anna
Paul Bunyan
Pauly-Wally doodle all day…
Pollywog
Polly pocket
Polly want a cracker
Paulette
Walnut
Paulos
Paulie Poo
Pauliflower
Paulzie
Cerebral Paulzie

Okay, that’s a lame list.

I did get called Paulette once and I was called Paulus by some dickhead for a while. But really, my name is not that interesting to begin with. I had more nicknames based on my surname, really.

[SouthPark]
Timmy!
[/SouthPark]

Thank you. Nothing like drowning your sorrows with another.

among teasing names listed:
Paprika (huh?)
Err (Only from my brother, I hated it, and called him “Ick” (His name was Derek, unfortunately, he minded being called Ick less than I minded Err). Advice to parents, don’t give your children very similar names. We were often called Erik and Derika )
Eureka (Not until college, and then it was a nickname from people whom I was friends with. It sure beat “Add-a-line” (Add a line to Erica and you get Erika, people who don’t spell my name right the first time often do))
America(huh?)
Icky(not that one either).
And they forgot Elika- which came from one boy in fourth grade asking the boy from Japan what Erika was in Japanese. Since I heard the discussion, and since Elika is so similar to Erika, I never minded it.

well, they did have my name sorta. my first name is beltrand. they list beltran (my mom added the d to ‘anglocize’ my name a bit…) anyways, it’s spanish in origin. i can list my own drawbacks tho…nicknames i heard:

batman (sing the song and sub. beltran, very funny, really)
electron proton neutron (yeah, science class was always fun)
voltron
belly
belch
belt
bell train

well, really the main drawback is never being able to introduce myself w/o hearing “huh?”, “i’m sorr?”, “how do you spell that?” etc…
used to hate my name as a kid, but now i luv that it’s unique

Tricky
Patty Cake - Used in reference to a children’s hand-clapping game.
Fat Pat
Splat Pat
It’s Pat
Ratrick
Paddy Wack
Patrisha
Knick Knack
Fat-trick

Only one of those I ever got called was Patrisha. I did get my share of “smellwad” in grade school, which simplified itself to “smelly” in HS.