checking on machete prices in Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004
When I saw the title I thought of XM stations - you know, I get old country, bluegrass, three stations of pop country, alternative country, and I guess now they’re adding fucked up country.
They play nothing but Hank Williams III and David Allan Coe.
You would think some select live clips of George Jones* from the 70s and 80s would also make the cut.
- “Quack quack,” anyone?
Fixed typo in title at OP request.
Come on, Fear Itself, you could have just told us you were tired of the hijack. 
I didn’t want confuse the millions. 
With machete sales, it’s all a matter of supply and dehand.
Yeah, but when they’re not selling, they have to slash their prices to cut their inventory, otherwise they’ll be out of a jab.
[sub]I am truly sorry for that last one.[/sub]
Any Nigerian Dopers looking for better deals on machetes may wanna look here:
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=machete&category0=
Yep. Running out of people to hack to pieces will certainly put a damper on that market.
BushCo have a any visits scheduled there?
Left the other one in though, didn’t you?
Heh. I didn’t even notice that. 
I feel my performance is commensurate with my salary.
I left that it for emphasis; Nigeria is really fuucked, doncha know…
I was in Lagos for two weeks in 1994, and it is definitely a fucked up country. Doesn’t mean there aren’t some very nice, very intelligent people stuck there, just means the government and the system are corrupt beyond our understanding.
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!
I made a killing!
I shorted all my machete manufactures!
Anybody else thinking about that trailer from Grindhouse? That guy could get an election sorted out!
I heard only about a quarter of the population turns out with their machetes anyway. What’s the point of living in a macheteocracy when everyones too apathetic to even bother?
They don’t make machetes like they used to…
perhaps that is the reason for the drop in sales? Shoddy merchandise will kill a business.