Nigerian scam: now with Testemonial!

Just found this in my mailbox:

haha - what fun to see this just after reading a thread in Gen Q. regarding a possible discovery of a new and really nasty creature.

I hope a cite isn’t needed for an off-the-cuff remark like that, 'cos I could not bear to try to fetch it - honest, guv, I’ve been rebooting this comp every 5 mins as it is. AND the namsters seem hungry today - eating my attempts at wit and wisdom.

Well, I bet you’re proud to be one of the first recipients, Jeff Olsen

:slight_smile:

Aren’t you glad you’re gonna be a millionare?

:smiley:

Phone number is disconnected…

DANG the bad luck!

Dunno about the rest of it, but I sure want one of those “suspense accounts” mentioned a few paragraphs in. It’s about time they made banking exciting again!

Just as a matter of interest I am at present ant-scamming these guys.

I have 4 of the dipsticks well and truly hooked and gagging for my money.

I am

Stephen Hawkinge
Paulus von Kayserck (ex WW2 German officer of high rank)
The Rev. C. Litoris
Nelson Muntz.

I am not doing this alone, my associate, an American doper is assisting in this anti scamming under the names

Sister Angelica of the Mission of the Engorged Phallus
Lisa Simpson
Eva Braun ( A German lady cruelly bereft of her husband)
A. Einstein (Asst to Mr Hawkinge)

Oh 'tis jolly fun playing with these buggers, getting them to run to and fro from one bank to another looking for the cash I have ‘wired’