Of course there are lovely ppl at AIM and especially my list too, (Ad, poony, ME) but the majority consists of weirdos in the worst sense of the word.
My personal information says:
Female from Austria - born in 1982 -
IF YOU WANT CYBERSEX ASK SOMEBODYELSE FOR IT.
So I had a nice conversation today.
What the guy asked me for:
nationality
Size
Lenght of legs
Do you have a boyfriend?
Breast size
Are you a good kisser?
Ever been fingered?
Ever given a blowjob?
Ever been kissed on the boobs?
What a wonderful conversation sigh
And that although my name is DODGY!!!
I ve got a long history of past names -
the first was kind of feminine - being “Moonshadow”
to reduce offers of cybersex I changed it to painkillergal
But that didnt keep em from it.
So I changed to loonygirl
But bad decision girly! If you use the word girl in your name you are the target for every pedophile on the web.
So I changed to plain “loony” which added female stalkers to my list…
Next was lunatic.on.duty and that I started telling everybody that I was on psycho meds right when I started talking to em.
And then there is dodgy.
I think there couldnt be a less “inviting” name - as most ppl think I am male when they first meet me online.
dodgy seems to be a boy thing
So if I dont want to call myself “uglyfatandold” I guess I ll have to bother with bra sizes for some more time…
dodgy
Random, and probably obvious comment. “Dodgy” is close to “doggy” which many, including me at first, read it as. Ergo, guys are usually dogs, and guys typically don’t want to have cybersex with guys or dogs…usually. In short its a safer name than anything with the words girl, gurl, or gal.
They read dog and think I want to do every chatter “cyber doggy style”
Loony was especially nice too - cause guys would care to make an intro instead of just blurting out “wanna cyber?!”
They d use “why are you lonely?” as a start up and I d tell em to buy a dictionary and look up loony with two o s.
As for the answers - all I am gonna say is that I just measured my legs (guys measure dicks, so we girls should at least measure something, right?)
and they are a bit longer than 90 centimeters - if you go up to my hib 1 meter.
I was gonna suggest RagingSyphilisCarrier to scare off the horny boys but I like your ideas better, xizor. Even the weirdos would stay away from those.
