Night of the Living Cyst, Part IV

So, I seem to be susceptible to sebaceous cysts. I’ve had a couple taken off by docs, and one went away after antibiotics. No big deal, normally. Just something I have to live with.

Until this one. Went from a little bump on my neck to a great swollen lump, about the size of a quarter in diameter, all in the space of about a week… Hurts like crazy. Red and swollen.

Went to the doc and he prescribed antibiotics, and then told me to arrange to come back as soon as possible in regular hours to have it drained. And then, probably will need to have the carcass removed by a plastic surgeon.

Was driving back from grocery shopping with the Cub today, and I told him about it. Showed it to him. He reached over and very delicately pulled my shirt collar up to cover it. “I don’t want it to squirt me”, he explained.

I’ve had several of them removed from my scalp, and in fact I was in a plastic surgeon’s office on the morning of 9/11 having this done.

He himself admitted that he thought they were gross.

Y’all know @Broomstick has the best/worst cyst stories of all time, right?

So, Northern Piper, can we expect to see you on Dr, Pimple Popper?

Videos like that puzzle me. I’m scared of needles, yet I watch Dr. Lee’s show. and videos on Youtube of people squeezing stuff. For those I prefer the amatuers.

Oh yes, Broomstick does have the good cyst stories.

I hope not. I want a nice, clean little procedure under the Medicare system, no video included.

Huh. You know, I should keep a copy of a text with links to all by skin stories somewhere for occasions like this.

You can bookmark both full threads and individual posts. The list shows up in your profile.

Now it does - not so much our old software.

Had a bunch of these. Several of them needed surgical removal because they had would form a lump just under the skin and then through a narrow passage another one further in that wouldn’t drain. So I have a variety of scars and drain holes on my body. At one time my insurance wouldn’t cover skin cysts anymore as a pre-existing condition. I guess some people only get one of these in their life but when you hear about them it’s from people who keep getting them.

Went back to my regular GP. He says it’s not ready for lancing; come back later next week.

I, too, am a Dr Pimple Popper junkie.

Time after time, after time, Dr Lee has patients who come to her in desperation. A GP or a Primary Care dr tells them, “Oh, that’s benign. It will go away.”

If you are on Medicare, you don’t need a referral. Go to a dermatologist. A good one will drain your cysts and remove the cyst sac so it won’t come back. A good skin doc has an arsenal of treatments if yours is a chronic condition.

~VOW

Thanks, different medicare - I’m in Canada. MY GP will handle the draining for immediate relief, then refer to plastic surgeon for the removal.

GP isn’t saying no to draining; just that he thinks that in a week’s time, it will require less cutting to drain, which he would prefer; less chance of scarring.

My experience has been the docs have a preference for a course of antibiotics first, THEN do the draining/cutting. Except for emergency situations where, of course, they’ll go in first. But for me it was abscesses, which are infections, rather than cysts, which may not involve infection. Basically, I’m not a doctor, I’m not you, I’m not giving medical advice just telling my own story, and if you have a problem seek an actual medical professional.

Here is a link to the beginning (because it wound up being multi-part) to Broomstick’s Most Epic Abscess Story. It’s not the only one, just the biggest.

Broomstick’s New Zit From Hell.

thumps cyst

Not ripe yet.

Part 3 in a Series Broomstick Has a Skin Infection

I can tell you write advertising copy for a living. Or did.

That’s a complete story arc from set-up to climax in 5 syllables. I am in awe.

Yep, that’s how it’s going. Working on antibiotics now from the doc when I did a walk-in. My GP will do the cuttin’, when it’s nice and ready.

takes a bow

Did you accede to his judgment gracefully, or did you grudgingly say “Ok, if you in-cyst.”