Nightmare Toilets

I had a nightmare last night. The US congress passed legislation that mandated all public toilet facilities switched over to squatters. What is more they had no hand holds or footpads by law. Regular toilets would be available only in the handicap stalls. Any restroom open to the public that got so much as a coat of paint or a new toiet paper dispenser would have to update their toilets and handicap stalls.

Access to the handcap stalls, or any facilities for the handicap (Parking etc.) were availble only to those with a special photo ID, and the ID was marked with what facilities were needed. It was a crime for doctors to request permits for patients to access to handicap facilities unless they were physically unable to use the regular kind.

Some sadist in the fashion industry brought jumpsuits back that year.