"Ninety per-cent of this game is half mental".

The British darts commentator Sid Wadell probably has the best sayings of all (they range from the ridiculous to the absurd).

Here are a select few of his sayings:

“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer… Bristow’s only 27.”

“It’s the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.”

“His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna.”

“That’s the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”

“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”

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That’s not what the man said (meant).

Sometimes the things Yogi said made sense after a fashion (or, as Groucho would say, after an old-fashioned).

Toward the end of his career, he played in left field, and during one afternoon/twilight game, the shadows made a fly ball hard to see. Yogi missed the catch, and was understandably embarrassed. When he came into the dugout, he said, “It’s gets late early out there.”

Now that’s not what he meant, but you can tell he was equating darkness with lateness.

And his contention that “it ain’t over till it’s over” is a baseball paradigm that every Little Leaguer should take to heart. Because there’s no clock, and the game doesn’t end until the final out, no team is ever really prevented from rallying in the ninth inning and eventually winning. In other words, even if you’re a few runs behind, don’t consider the game lost until the final out is made. It truly isn’t over until it’s over.

What if we put this guy in a cage with Madden?

Of course, the greatest baseball quote of all time was Jerry Coleman’s call of a Padres game in which Dave Winfield hurt himself running into the center field wall:

“Winfield’s going way back after the ball, back, back… he hits his head against the wall! It’s rolling towards second base!”

Baseball is like riding a bicycle. If you don’t learn about it as a kid, you’ll need a station wagon.

One of the best commercials on TV these days is the AFLAC commercial featuring Yogi in the barbershop. He’s relaying the great things about AFLAC in typical Yogi fashion:

“If you get hurt and miss work, it won’t hurt to miss work.”

and the best line:

“…and they give you cash, which is just as good as money.”
(even the duck is speechless after that…)

“You can observe a lot just by looking.”

In the 1940s, Yogi Berra’s catching skills were only so-so, and the Yankees management hired former all-star catcher Bill Dickey to work with Berra.

Supposedly, Yogi told reporters “Dickey is learning me all his experience.”