Nipple slips: How common are they?

During the summer, I see down blouses and upskirts all the time. On one hand, because women are dressing skimpier, I see a lot. On the other hand, because summer clothes is made for summer wear, they don’t break as often and are much tighter fitting so fewer nip slips.

There are some skanky “celebrities” out there who show their tacos and grapes all the time. I seen one blog that had this caption for a Britney Spears panty-less upskirt:

Your daily view of Spears’ Naughties
This really isn’t fun anymore

I’ve seen it happen a couple of time in real life. One time my wife and I were checking into a B&B and the employee’s nipple had popped out and she was oblivious. I went back to the car to get something and my wife told her.

I’ve had them before in swimming suits. if your suit isn’t fitted just right, you can surface from a dive or a swim and the water just pulls the top of the suit down.

Beyond that, I generally don’t wear the kinds of things that let them slip out, but I can see how it could happen.

Many years ago my buxom wife and I attended a beer garden at an air show with friends. She had on one of those (presumably) stretchy tops that do not go over the shoulders. At one point, with the Canadian Snowbirds criss crossing overhead I observed her glorious breasts spring free. Somewhat embarrassed, I looked around at our friends and the horde of people nearby.

No one noticed.

But how can you not notice when it happens? Even if it’s just a few inches difference, the nipples are fairly sensitive, are they not? I’d have to imagine that having cloth against nipples feels significantly different from not having cloth against nipples.

You don’t always notice right away. Especially if you are comfortable…if it is a cool day you may feel the breeze but otherwise, it’s not immediate.

Nipple and breast sensitivity varies greatly among women. In an individual woman, it can also vary according to where in her hormone cycle she is.

Here is where I point out that one of the side-effects of breast implants can be a loss of sensation in the nipple and/or other areas of the breast. Now, how many celebrities have had breast surgery, hmm…? At least a few have mentioned having that side effect. That would increase the odds of not noticing.

Wanna go see a horror movie with me?

Some are real, some are planned. My wife has this happen to her every now and then. She has one demi bra that she really loves b/c it’s her most comfortable, but her nipples keep popping above the top of it. She doesn’t notice until I see her looking like she’s smuggling bullets, and point it out. They’re not actually exposed though because they’re covered by her shirt, but it’s obvious they’re poking above the bra.

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Aren’t the guys at the LHC working on that?

Happened to Sophie Marceau on the red carpet at Cannes:

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My guess is it’s not usually staged but just a factor of being famous means more opportunity to dress up for awards shows and nights out (where the attire may require going bra less more than usual). And the fact that there are cameras around these same events.

All I know is that I was constantly looking for them in junior high and high school, and never caught a single one. The closest I ever got was a little protrusion under the outfit, and a girl who leaned down in a loose fitting shirt, that showed everything but the one part y’all are talking about. (Still am not quite sure how that was possible.)

According to this video - hxxp://www.metacafe.com/watch/1379613/nip_slip_collection_part_2/ - they happen ALL THE TIME! Not safe for work, lots of boobs and stuff. Daring dresses and bright flashes account for most of them; others are women not being aware that a low collar and loose shirt isn’t going to cover the same bending over as standing up straight, etc.

I don’t think that video is good evidence, given how many of them aren’t actually nipple slips. There are a lot where the top is just tight and the nipple leaves a bump in the fabric but you can’t actually see through the fabric, several where the fabric is in the right place but sheer enough to slightly see through, some where the woman is actively pulling down her top to deliberately reveal, and some where she’s completely topless. One would think that if nipple slips were really all that common, they could fill a video with genuine ones, instead of filling in with other forms of boobage.

Regarding the video, I think they did that because so many of the celebrity nip slips are from a small group like Britney Spears, so they avoided using too many doubles. I think Britney could do an entire video of her naughty bits by herself.

There are entire sites devoted to nipple slips, as some NSFW Googling will quickly reveal. They have the obvious names, too. Celebritynipslips, nippleslips, nip-slip. (Try to match .com. .net, and .org if you’re playing at home.) One site with a huge archive is called, for mysterious reasons, taxidrivermovie.

So, you could fill a video with these. Probably a whole movie. And then one of upskirts, see-throughs, cameltoe, and all the other lovely terms. Common they are.

How about polterwang? That’s one of my favourites - well, the term anyway (when women wear clothes that make them look like they have a wang).

I was going to say that. If those count as nipple slips, then I did occasionally see them in high school.

Yeah, she was drunk out of her skull, plus has had multiple breast surgeries. Doubt she could feel a thing.

I would say in general there’s two kinds of celebrity nipple slips:

1 - movie star on the red carpet in something low cut, or strapless, or backless, with no bra. Even for people who have to dress up often, it’s hard to get used to what movements you can make in a new dress without showing everything. Even dresses that don’t show a whole lot of skin and seem quite well fitted can slide and shift throughout the evening. Double sided sticky tape isn’t super glue, it can’t keep everything in place.

2 - “starlet” whose only chance at having their photo on the next day’s gossip blog or in that week’s tabloids is to pretend to accidentally have a nipple slip, or upskirt with no underwear.

Of course things happen when you go to the beach, or you’re leaning over to pick up after your dog, and stuff. Almost all women have had that happen, but more and more paparazzi apparently have a market for pictures of celebrities doing things like walking their dogs, probably not thinking too much about standing a certain way as to not flash some boob.

Are the scars around her nipples from a boob job? I’ve never seen that before.