Well, I’m not jewish, so thats y I didn’t step on nething yet!Maybe the sidewalks got mad at you, because you stepped on a crack… [COLOR=tomato]And the sidewalk didn’t want to break your mother’s back, so they broke yours instead (hypothetically)!:rolleyes:
Eve dear, let’s face facts. The sidewalk is an inanimate lump of concrete; it can’t move. Obviously it was moved, by some dark subterranean force of anti-semitism…
Oh My God, it’s The Return of the Evil Nazi Groundhogs!!!
Now I’m starting to get paranoid about walking around in baggy shorts.
What if the sidewalk is checking me out to see if I’m circumcised?