Ever notice how there’s always one institution that might stand out amongst its peers for being oddly retrograde in some respect? The newspaper that still spells “today” as “to-day”, the state that maintains a top speed limit of 55 MPH, the country club that doesn’t admit women, the city that doesn’t have a dog park? Often times, those anachronisms remain not out of “tradition” or inertia, but because of a doom-and-gloom scenario painted by a vocal minority who are dogmatically opposed to any change.
Gezmo, as you’ve probably noticed by now, the Straight Dope is that kind of a message board. Things are very slow to change around here, and it’s reflected in a board culture that can be described as “pseudo-academic”. New features that would be rolled out without so much as an announcement on other message boards trigger long, impassioned debates here. Just as academia is slow to change, some members will become very vocal in their opposition to even the most minor of tweaks. Why is that, though? This may lend some insight: the Straight Dope Message Board Portrait Gallery. Have a look. Notice something? Yeah, there’s a lot of old dudes. An awful lot of old dudes. It’s practically like the cast of extras for a Game of Thrones episode. These guys aren’t always among the most technologically adept of folks, and many don’t venture too far from the SDMB on the Internet. (Check out previous avatar debates, and you’ll find there was far greater opposition to them from men than women.)
Anyhow, many Dopers have an inflated sense of the site’s intellectual character. They don’t see the Straight Dope as just another general-interest message board, but as a serious high-level panoptic symposium, regardless of the fact that the discussion away from GQ and GD resembles pretty much what one might find on any other well-moderated message board. Many see the site as the spiritual successor to The Well and the pre-Green Card Spam Usenet. Avatars? Well, even if there’s the choice not to see them, they believe it’ll cheapen the board, just like many believe printing in color led to the decline of the New York Times. Links to XTR33M GAM3R D00D boards with light-on-black Web 1.5-style templates didn’t exactly help the pro-avatar cause; it only reinforced the beliefs of the wall-of-text crowd.
The pseudo-academic culture of the site also explains why people are so passionate about the things that matter the least; the pedantry, the rules lawyering, and so on.
The owner of the SDMB, who isn’t here that often, is among the bearded old dudes in spirit, if not in hirsutude. He’s in his 60s now, I think. The board is catered towards the desires and preferences of his peers, the old dudes with beards. Not the likes of you or the Millennial/Generation Y/Generation X crowd. He doesn’t want to see avatars here, only because he doesn’t like them. Efforts to convince him otherwise have failed. This latest rally probably won’t result in any changes, either.