No matter what chair you buy or use, it never seems to live up to expectations.They squeak, theyre not mobile enough or they just arent right. Is this just me or are chairs not very good at their job
Chair? You have a chair? I have to sit on an orange crate!
Cripes! You had orange crates? Back in my day there were no oranges, let alone crates. All we had was sticks and mud and we were happy for it!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Yeah, well back in my day we hadn’t even evolved asses yet. You just stuck your tailbone in the mud and hoped for the best.
Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer
Luxury!
We were too poor to have our own asses, we had to save the bits from dead animals tie 'em to our butts.
You had MUD?!
In MY day we had to stick our tailbones in the soft dirt and wait for winter to freeze the ground so’s we wouldn’t fall over!
Seriously tho, I have an Aeron chair. Infinitely adjustable, very comfortable and the seating surface is mesh. Very supportive; the only drawback is you can’t muffle a fart. 
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Soft dirt! You had soft dirt. In MY day we could only drop our tailbones in the water and hope we floated.
Soft dirt, In my day we only had the primordial ooze, and we hadn’t crawled out of it yet.
Keith
I wouldn’t want to sound like a geek and say something like when I was young, everything was radiation and highly charged particles and not only did we not have chairs, mud/sticks, dirt, water or asses, we had no matter whatsoever!
But I will anyway. 
“I’ve got a DungeonMaster’s guide, I’ve got a twelve-sided die, I’ve got Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do.”
Weezer-In the Garage
You were lucky,
we didn’t even know what a geek was
You had GEEKS??!!
In my day, all we had were libertarians!
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What you guys had geeks and asses and orange crates and primordial oooze?? All I had when I was young was a Big…
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“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)
I wept because I had no chair. But then I met a man who had no butt.
I wept because I had no butt. But then I met a man that had no pelvis.
“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)
I wept because I had no pelvis. But then I met a man that had no penis.
C’mon, we all know somebody had to do it. I’m just here to do all the dirty work y’all are too lazy for 
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Thanks for killing the thread, Coldfire. . .
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
I wept because I had no…
Naw, I ain’t gonna go there!
Coldfire wins, unless one of the ladies shows up and legitimately finishes the line.
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
I wept because I had no penis
Then I got a vibrator and realized it was better anyway…