Man, like, I can’t fuckin’ believe it! Fuck man! What’s with all this fucking? Hey, man, like I have a big vocubru … a big vocabril … fuck man, I know a lot of words!
Like, y’know, the other night, I went to a fuckin’ movie with, like, y’know, my girlfriend, and like, fuck, would you believe it? It was fuckin’ sold out! So, like, fuck man, we decided to go her place, and like, on the way, a fuckin’ asshole, like, he almost plowed into us. Fuck, fuck! But, y’know, we still got to her place, and turned on the fuckin’ stereo, and like, we got fuckin’ hot, and then we engaged in sexual intercourse.
Yeah, as you say, ultress, you’re not the brightest light on the tree, but I’m glad to hear that you’ve quit smoking and I hope your blood pressure is still under control.
It’s unlikely that the target audience for this subject will get it. But, for what it’s worth, here’s a more explicit version.
How about using a word other than “fucking” to make your point? When you use it all the time, it loses its impact.
If you’re talking about someone who pays for their groceries with a cheque or someone who doesn’t signal before changing lanes, is that person really a “fucking moron”?
What phrase do you use to describe someone who commits egregious acts?
