I confess that I really like Winston’s December CD and can listen to it over and over. Actually, it is in the CD player now, although I don’t have it turned on.
One of the greatest songs ever recorded. You’re the only other person I’ve seen (outside of a Poi Dog concert) who’s heard of it.
The song is on two albums, one is the Poi Dog Pondering concert record Liquid White Light. The original (and superior) version is on an album called Vague Gropings in the Slip Stream by Palm Fabric Orchestra. (This was a one-album side project by most of Poi Dog).
Another suggestion: I like Morcheeba a lot, but it might not be “mellow” enough. And there are recognizable lyrics in English.
Nightmares on Wax:Smokers Delight DJ Krush:Kakusei
**9 Lazy 9: ** Herb
**The Thievery Corporation: ** The Richest Man in Babylon Sharpshooters:Twice As Nice Koop:Waltz for Koop
more if you want em; listen to samples on allmusic.com.
Sigur Rós Samples here
Have a listen to “Svefn g englar” (no, I’ve no idea what it means - tho’ I do know “Ný Batterí” is Icelandic for “no batteries”)
Sadly the samples only seem to be 30secs long so they don’t give much of an idea
the review even mentions Enya so maybe you can sell the club manager on it! (tho’ personally I’m with the Granddad in Southpark who uses Enya to illustrate how unbearable his existence has become)
Also in the “should be pretentious cheesy crap - but somehow isn’t” aisle is Ulrich Schnauss Samples here
For my money, you can’t get much more mellow than Pachabel’s Canon. Just make sure to get a non-piano arrangement (it’s good on strings), and it meets your requirements. But then again, I’m a fan of Enya, too, so maybe my tastes won’t count too much for you.
There are several tracks from the movie sountrack to Traffic (mostly by Cliff Martinez) that I think are, well, terrific! Definitely mellow, but in a hypnotic rather than soporific way, and I find it drives off the annoying air of patchouli and incense quite nicely.
Brian Eno has plenty of ambient stuff that doesn’t suck, but I fear it might just be too abstract and mellow for what you’re looking for. There’s his classic Music for Airports.
I second the Sigur Ros suggestion.
Or how 'bout Miles Davis’s Kind of Blue. I can’t see too many objections to that, whereas the above suggestions have the possibility of being dismissed as “weird crap” by some.
On this same path, I highly recommend the new album by Lisa Gerrard & Patrick Cassidy, called “Immortal Memory”. The first four tracks are worth the price of the album alone.