No-No:s for adult men

Think I’ll tear a big hole in your John Wayne/cowboy actor cred by suggesting that Ronald Reagan likely checked horoscopes. Google it yourself.

As a former Chief of Section in a towed-howitzer battery whose hobbies include boxing and getting stupid drunk, I feel I am qualified to designated what is manly and decidedly unmanly.

If you just asked yourself “whatsa towed howitzer?” then you have already forfeited your manliness and will be expected to return your Man Card upon exiting this thread.

…Actually what are mentioned above are about the only manly things about me. I don’t watch sports and I lurve (I bet real men don’t use that word either) my two tiny wittle puppy doggies (a maltese and yorkie), that I fall asleep cuddling every night. I also love chick flicks. And I wear tight clothing.
Just the other day as I was watching ‘500 Days of Summer’ with my yorkie and maltie eating a tub of strawberry cheesecake ice cream, my penis fell off and now I can fit into those jeans more comfortably. LOL YaY!