No such thing as a stupid question???

[gotpasswords]

“Like… how does the bathroom know that people are in there?”

Guess they thought it was one of these or these.

Some of my favorite stupid questions I get at work:
“I changed my password but forgot it. Can you tell me what I changed it to?”
“Our printer’s empty. Can you get some more paper to me right now?” Err…no. Whatever gave you the idea a data security administrator in San Francisco would have extra paper and be able to get it to you in Minneapolis? Try calling OfficeMax.

Tourists, as a category, forget to pack their brains. I work near the Powell Street cable car turnaround, which is a magnet for the brainless:
“Can this go anywhere or does it have to stay on the tracks?”
And, despite what I see in the mirror, I must look like a map as I get a lot of questions from people wanting to know where this or that is, or what bus they need to get wherever.

[JerH]

Some years ago, I was talking to several coworkers and the topic turned to pets. One of them said, completely seriously, “my dog’s been shitting blood and he keeps fainting. Should I take him to the vet?”