No thanks, I'm married.

Very strange. Very strange. I mean, this is a guy who hasn’t even bothered to fill out his profile, just the mandatory things (username, where are you from, where are you today, male or female).
So, I know he lives nearby, he’s from the same country as me, he’s male… and he has schematics for … for that.

Is he recruiting cricket players? Is he building a very small boat? Is it a new kind of snowshoe? Is it a cutting board? Is it a pizza stone?

But most importantly, does he look like Neil Tennant?

I’m at least a little disappointed that penis did not, in fact, ensue.
Maybe next time.